The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast is not G rated
Recap listing of the last few shows, Cause I made a programming error. OOPS!
# 11: Prolapse,Soul Train and you
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Steve Won the Powell’s Pub Chili contest with his wonderful blend of various herbs and spiced blended to provide ample heat and great flavor in his Chili.
Then There is the story about a Certain VCR and a favorite Man movie.
Listen To What happen with Emmitt & Rick After The Chili Cook of at Powells Pub.
We all have that special someone be it in out past or present who has a certain, shall we say control over our life. They may not be the best looking, richest, or just plain bad for our existence.
At some point in your life there was/is someone who will make you hop out of your clothes faster than a character in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. When a guy or woman experiences this without common regard to his/her self we say they are Pussy or Dick whipped. Naw, it’s just a matter of them being subjected to Vodoo Vagina or Voddo penis. That Darn thing has cast a spell on you body that causes one to reject rational thinking.
Look at the new today, you have teachers being subjected to the Voodoo Penis by their students, and all you have to do is check out the Jerry Springer or Murray Povich shows to see the evidence in both direction for male and female. People are under the spell of the genitals of another. Rick and Emmitt Address this issue in the latest episode of the Emmitt and Rick Show.
Soul Train The Hippest Trip in America, well it use to be.
The latest Episode of the Emmitt and Rick show # 11.
Take it in the face and let yo Soul Glow.
It’s been at least two weeks since the last post and podcast. Well Emmitt and Rick are back with a new Episode of the the Rednecks Chicken Heads and Jager bomb show.
St Partick’s day was a how mess of which excerpt may be available soon for you to listen to. Don’t get me wrong everyone had a great time, but recording a show on St. Patricks Day….not such a good idea.
Since that green day of celebration turned out to be a HOT MESS from a show stand point which Emmitt and Rick discuss somewhat during the podcast, they decided to just can that on and try again the following week.
The Podcast gods were not with Emmitt the following week as he forgot a key piece of equipment to do the show. Instead They got Drunk and talked about Emmitt running for political office. (Yeah if Barrack can do so can Emmitt…so he thinks).
Emmitt and Rick # 9 The After St. Partics day Story. Old People and the GPS.
Give a listen to the show and Enjoy!
The Bartender
With St Patrick’s day less then a week away Emmitt, Rick and Les Zaldor got together one more time to talk about life love and getting Drunk on Friday nights. You can also check the ustream.com from Zaldors website. who also celebrated 5 years of Podcasting with the show we recorded and a secondary music show to be found on Zaldor’s podcast page.
In podcast Rick was heading out to the Red Wings game and Emmitt had mouth diarrhea as usual.
The Adult Drunk Darts and Super sweet 16 Parties!
It you have listened to The Emmitt & Rick show the it is a high probability you have heard of the Butter Crown Shot. This is a smooth shot which can be enjoyed by everyone from newbie to you drunkard bar rats.
It’s a simple drink to make as it entails only two ingredents.
Grab some ice and put it in your favorite shaker/mixer. Depending how many your making pour a mixture of 50% Crown Royal and the other 50% will consist of “Butter Shot”.
Mix well and serve.
That is your Shot of the day, from The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast/blog
The Salad Bowl DDart competition.
Captain Save a Ho vs The Vagina Monster Show!
Well this week marked the end of the Tuesday night couple Rabbit Dart League, Since we don’t have an official Banquet or end of season thingy, Mr. Rick Powell graciously host the Salad Bowl Dart tournament for those who participated in the Tuesday night league (and any drunkard off the street for that matter) to participate.
This just so happen to coincide with the recording of The Emmitt and Rick Show ( Rednecks, Chicken-Heads and Jager Bombs Podcast). Joined by our wonderful friend and fellow podcast Les Zaldor of Zaldor’s World Podcast .
We discussed a little bit of everything, Manscapes, bromances past and present, looking down a woman’s shirt when she bends over, nudist camps, dancing with the stars, Taking it in the face, differences between what women and men expect. Dave Chappell,Pam Anderson and a gage of things I can remember right now, cause it seems Les and Rick had some success in getting Emmitt to have more than a few shots.
The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast is not G rated
The Press Conference We ALL Wanted to Hear
To my wife, I’m sorry. I fucked up but I’m not changing so you’ll
> either need to put up with this shit or I’ll stroke you the check I
> agreed to in the pre-nup….sorry.
>
> To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your
> business. If you care….sorry. I don’t need any of you in order to
> make 10 times in one year what you’ll make in a career. I promise to
> continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10′ of the hole and
> drop puts that you couldn’t read in a million years. If that’s not good
> enough for you, go watch tennis.
>
> To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I
> am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance
> you’ve had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya’ll. I’m glad I don’t have to
> take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and
> over again.
>
> To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come
> out ripping me when I’ve put more fucking money in your pockets than
> you could count. You think anyone’s been paying to see
> Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I’m almost tempted to
> give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it’s going to be more
> fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all
> my bitches.
>
> That’s all I got today folks…..see ya at Augusta !….Oh and Bambi,
> if you’re listening I’ll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast is not G rated
The take it in the face Show # 6
This week Emmitt and Rick had an audience of Boozers and Dart players, including Harold (Rick’s Son) as E-40, Damon who got renamed the Resident Redneck Jew, and the Powell’s Pub Peanut gallery. Rick alter ego even chimed in from the under region.
Topics included: Taking it in the face, Ass explosion (new word: assplosion), the Olympic committee passing out 100000 condoms to the Olympic athletes, magic negro character in the movies, and when Caucasian’s sing songs they shouldn’t (Because it’s funny when they do.) The usual Butter Crown shot,and of course what Tiger Woods should have said during the press conference. Oh yeah and Emmitt is trying to figure out why there is going to be a carbon tax when we still have tree’s to turn it into oxygen.
