It you have listened to The Emmitt & Rick show the it is a high probability you have heard of the Butter Crown Shot. This is a smooth shot which can be enjoyed by everyone from newbie to you drunkard bar rats.
It’s a simple drink to make as it entails only two ingredents.
Grab some ice and put it in your favorite shaker/mixer. Depending how many your making pour a mixture of 50% Crown Royal and the other 50% will consist of “Butter Shot”.
Mix well and serve.
That is your Shot of the day, from The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast/blog
The Salad Bowl DDart competition.
Captain Save a Ho vs The Vagina Monster Show!
Well this week marked the end of the Tuesday night couple Rabbit Dart League, Since we don’t have an official Banquet or end of season thingy, Mr. Rick Powell graciously host the Salad Bowl Dart tournament for those who participated in the Tuesday night league (and any drunkard off the street for that matter) to participate.
This just so happen to coincide with the recording of The Emmitt and Rick Show ( Rednecks, Chicken-Heads and Jager Bombs Podcast). Joined by our wonderful friend and fellow podcast Les Zaldor of Zaldor’s World Podcast .
We discussed a little bit of everything, Manscapes, bromances past and present, looking down a woman’s shirt when she bends over, nudist camps, dancing with the stars, Taking it in the face, differences between what women and men expect. Dave Chappell,Pam Anderson and a gage of things I can remember right now, cause it seems Les and Rick had some success in getting Emmitt to have more than a few shots.
The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast is not G rated
The Press Conference We ALL Wanted to Hear
To my wife, I’m sorry. I fucked up but I’m not changing so you’ll
> either need to put up with this shit or I’ll stroke you the check I
> agreed to in the pre-nup….sorry.
>
> To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your
> business. If you care….sorry. I don’t need any of you in order to
> make 10 times in one year what you’ll make in a career. I promise to
> continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10′ of the hole and
> drop puts that you couldn’t read in a million years. If that’s not good
> enough for you, go watch tennis.
>
> To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I
> am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance
> you’ve had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya’ll. I’m glad I don’t have to
> take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and
> over again.
>
> To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come
> out ripping me when I’ve put more fucking money in your pockets than
> you could count. You think anyone’s been paying to see
> Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I’m almost tempted to
> give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it’s going to be more
> fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all
> my bitches.
>
> That’s all I got today folks…..see ya at Augusta !….Oh and Bambi,
> if you’re listening I’ll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
The Emmitt and Rick Show podcast is not G rated
The take it in the face Show # 6
This week Emmitt and Rick had an audience of Boozers and Dart players, including Harold (Rick’s Son) as E-40, Damon who got renamed the Resident Redneck Jew, and the Powell’s Pub Peanut gallery. Rick alter ego even chimed in from the under region.
Topics included: Taking it in the face, Ass explosion (new word: assplosion), the Olympic committee passing out 100000 condoms to the Olympic athletes, magic negro character in the movies, and when Caucasian’s sing songs they shouldn’t (Because it’s funny when they do.) The usual Butter Crown shot,and of course what Tiger Woods should have said during the press conference. Oh yeah and Emmitt is trying to figure out why there is going to be a carbon tax when we still have tree’s to turn it into oxygen.
Here are all the Rednecks, ChickenHeads & Jager Bombs for you to Digest!
The 1st Emmitt & Rick show Podcast
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Rick is back healthy and in full effect.
Rick at Chucky Cheese for adults. Emmitt was on Punishment.
Emmitt and Rick discuss the Difference between the “Bromance” VS “Man Crush”.
This time Emmitt and Rick had their wives present to represent the full effect. Emmitt lost the picture of Rick’s mammal toe taken during the Friday night dart tournament. You can now join the Emmitt & Rick Fan page on facebook.
I (Emmitt) have been a member of the Rabbit Dart League for about 3 years now, and have yet to attend the Michigan State Dart Tournament. Even though I have qualified since first joining Rabbit Summer league several years ago.
Danny Flower put(steered) me into the league, because I was clueless the league existed prior to going up against Danny Flower in the Metro Dart league. I discover the level of dartmanship (is that a word) is really good.
Since this blog is centered around the Emmitt and Rick show! (Rednecks, Chicken heads & Jager Bombs) and Powell’s pub we have to post about Darts.
Powell’s is a Dart players Bar. With Luck of the draw open dart tournaments twice a week and at least four or more teams representing Powell’s pub in soft tip and steel tip leagues it qualifies as a dart player hub.
ANYWAY!
The 2010 Michigan state dart tournament is scheduled for February 18th ~ 21st 2010. If you have not pre-registered and have not met your N.D.A requirements, you will only be able to be an observer. Held at Valley Plaza and resort in Midland Michigan the event is sure to be a lot of fun.
One note, smokers may have issues if it is very cold as it is a non-smoking event.
For more information: http://rabbitdarts.com/States/States2010.pdf
Happy Darting
Emmitt.
If you have to ask, No. This is what he really Thinks.
Rick had the flu, ten inches of snow fell in a short amount of time, It was really cold, and I had a dart match to participate in. When things go crazy and you seem to have no time. What do you do? Call a friend and drink shots (BTW “Shot” the new single by LMFAO featuring Lil Jon is the new hotness), at the closest bar.
Since Rick had the flu and my friend Les Zaldor from Zaldors world podcast wanted to check us out during the recording. The answer was simple record with Les as close to my house as possible, hence the reason for recording at the Bowery Pub vs. Powell’s pub.
With the help of Emmitt’s Wife Kellie, The Bowery day waitress Jory, and Les we were able to pull a show together.
Rick Get Better!
Courtesy of the Podsafe music network, we had,Music from:
1point3 – act of Drowning
37hz – Child dreams
all for nothing – wake up call
Cleveland metal radio – No justice No peace
Peace and enjoy.
Emmitt
- ashy hand after ass
There is always a perfect opportunity to cease the moment, for the Ashy Knuckle Ass bandit!
With Rick’s (1st gen digital camera) Polaroid one shot. The Ashy Knuckle Ass bandit leaps from the brush to cease the moment during a Friday night dart tournament at Powell’s pub.
The attempt by the Ashy Knuckle Ass bandit was thwarted by a passing patron who ran interference as the Ashy Knuckle Ass bandit was about to Strike it’s prey. Which left the bandit stunned and only able to admire the Jake Again t-shirt advertising the downtown Wayne Michigan Bar.
The Emmitt and Rick Show Number three is in the can, after some trying times and a little effort we got the project done.
It started out the typical Tuesday, but something was not how it should have been. Tax season, many people requiring Ricks attention and so on, and so on. I have to say with diligence, we pulled together and had a happy show. Rachel’s Birthday just so happen to be on the day we were recording and coincided with Ground Hogs day. So things worked out. One note Kellie and Emmitt got smoked in Rabbit’s league dart, but they had fun.
after a week of trying to submit the Podcast RSS feed to iTunes, the link actually works now, ( I forgot to put “www” in the address) What a Tool I can be.
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